Showing posts with label taxes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label taxes. Show all posts

06 February, 2017

Tax Season, and not Politics.

     What am I going to write about this Monday? I’m not to sure, but I can tell you what it’s not going to be about. It won’t be about politics. Now, this doesn’t mean I don’t have an opinion. I do. It just means that I am sick of it all and want to begin focusing on others things too.

    Well, it’s tax season and I could be writing about taxes. I could do a tutorial about how to do it yourself, but I won’t. How about I just say what I do and well leave it at that.
It’s not the most exciting of topics, but it’s necessary.
Taxes well. Here’s how I do it. I keep the receipts for everything that I’ve bought for music and/or house and car fixing. The house and car because I drive to the gigs so that counts and I have a separate room where I do music stuff.
Music:
  • strings,
  • office stuff,
  • instruments,
  • instrument repair, that sort of thing.
Office:
  • paper for the printer,
  • printer ink,
  • envelopes,
  • stamps,
  • staples,
  • folders.
    Anything that can be used for the office part of the music business. What’s that you ask? Clothes? Yes, if you use the cloths for your shows and the shows only. Sure. If not then no. Gas or mileage? For what I do I have to choose and it’s still better for me to write off the mileage. That means every time you go to the store to buy staples or strings. Every time you go to a gig, or go to get gas, or go to a place that has music and you want to investigate playing there. Yes, all of those things are included. I am terrible at this. Terrible with a capital T.
Then you want to collect and keep track of all your profits.
This includes:
  • Tips
  • Fees
  • Sales as in cd sales, dvds, ect. Don’t forget the sales tax
    If you keep track of all of these things you’ll be fine. Now let's say you’ve got a gig that you play at a lot and you’ve earned $600 dollars or more from this joint over that calendar year. They will need to send you a little paper which states that they paid you whatever it was they paid you for the year. It’s called a 1099. You see they probably haven’t taken any taxes out and if that’s true then you’re going to be responsible for paying taxes on that income. That is unless you can offset it with all of the things you’ve bought for the business and can count the whole year as a loss. Hey don’t worry if you’ve made a profit that only means that you’re a success. Groovy. Congratulations. I am officially jealous.

    All of these things go into a nice little folder/bag/shoe box/sewn up underwear type of thing plus any W2’s you might have from standard jobs which you have worked that year. It all goes to a tax person. I bring mine to a very nice lady whom we lovingly call, ‘The Great Omnipotent Tax Mama’. As we go into her office we bow on our knees for exactly 5 minutes while offering candied bacon to her majesty. I’m kidding. I’m kidding.

    Now this is by no means a complete list of things you should do. It’s just one musicians slant on what happens at this time of year.
Do your homework, and check around for good accountant. It doesn’t have to be a crazy stressful time. Especially if you have candied bacon.
See you next week

29 February, 2016

Taxes and the Tax Mama

     Oh boy. Yesterday I had all day and missed getting a blog post done. I had all day to sit at my computer and write something that someone somewhere would be interested enough in to sit at their computer or phone or whatever and read. Needless to say. It didn't happen. I also had a list of things to do that would have stretched clear around the house. It's ok thats part of life. I like life and I like that these things happen. Is it the 'wildness' of life that causes this? Well, maybe but quite honestly if the only wildness in my life is that things needing attention happen all at once taking me away from the things I enjoy is the only 'wildness' then I have something wrong.
     Taxes, yesterday was about cleaning, reorganizing the house and taxes. One must get their income separated from their expenses. If I were terrific I would have had all of that done the moment it happened. Whether that was half a year ago or that was last week. It would have been done. Clearly I am not terrific in that regard. Some other ways, yes I am terrific. We all are in our ways. Maybe you are in the taxes way. Cool. More power to you. Yes, yesterday was all about putting my receipts and my cheques in a semi-organized pile and getting ready to bring it in to the 'Tax-Mama'.  A Demi-Goddess who keeps me out of jail and on the right path money wise. I bring her sacrificial pieces of paper with writing on them and do a little dance. She response with kind eye's and compassion. I have considered bringing her and her minions chocolate, but have not had the guts yet. I wonder if I could write that off.
What else you wonder?
Well, when one is stuck downstairs because of an accident the downstairs gets disorganized. I can now go upstairs so we put the downstairs back together. This also I did instead of writing my blog or doing my video for the week.

What can you do instead of being on your computer?
Perhaps, you can search for sidewalk chalk. Once found purchase it in the hopes of making a fun colorful designs in front of your house.

Until next week....